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Standing Room Only: Pooping with the door open for fun AND (emotional) profit.

Your guest host! Not long after I started this blog I told Brandon if he ever wanted to “guest write” he was more than welcome, and I’m ecstatic to say he took me up on my offer. When a good friend...

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Alley-whoops. (AKA, The story of one of my very biggest regrets.)

The story you are about to read is real. The names have been changed – even more so than usual – to protect the innocent. Or rather, guilty, grown-up and appropriately embarrassed. — I hate the way...

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@ 34.

I won at not dying! YAY! As Facebook will annoyingly remind 200-some people, I’m celebrating my 34th birthday this weekend. The awesome thing about that is…oh, c’mon, let’s be honest: there’s not...

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It’s Monday, so f**k it. Let’s go shopping.

So as you may have picked up on by now, cripLOLers, I’m pretty dorky. Okay, I’m really dorky. So are most of my favorite people in life. What you may not know are the following three facts: I pride...

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Gettin’ shook and staying on the bus.

So, I had a ~moment~ the other day. Now, I have ~moments~ fairly regularly. I’m prone to ~feelings~. Does a lot of that come from being your standard issue clinical depressive with some seasonal...

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Ur Doin It Wrong: Sorry I ruined my friends.

Look, I’ll freely admit I’m not good at much, but there is a short list of things I can claim as talents. I can put people to sleep in record time with long-winded rants about fonts. I’ve successfully...

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Getting out of the swing of things.

So, it’s a little past three in the morning as I write this. I just finished some microwave popcorn (movie theater butter or gtfo), the cats are in their respective spots napping, and the wind and The...

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Gimme Five: Dumbest Things I Thought As A Kid

No, I’m not turning this blog into BuzzFeed. Occasionally there just isn’t an overarching narrative to what I want to share, no matter how long I babble in the attempt to find one. Consider the “Gimme...

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Why I choo-choo-choose to be okay with today.

All right, this next sentence might be the most controversial thing I’ve written since going to bat for “Wonderful Christmastime,” but I’m ready to take the heat. Despite not being the corny, romantic...

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Stop everything. We need to talk about Frozen.

Head’s up: This entry’s going to contain Frozen spoilers. (I also say a little something about the end of Silver Linings Playbook. I don’t think it’s all that surprising or spoiler-y, but I thought I...

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